Lax bros

I hate people.

Not just all people-
People who pretend to be lax bros.

I hate bitches who wear lax pinnies to school and/or out of their house and do not play the sport. I hate that people wear high socks with high tops when they go outside. I hate that pinnies in general have become a fashion staple at the Jersey Shore. I hate when people look ridiculous.

God damnit, put the lacrosse apparel away. We KNOW it's the coolest sport around - if you want to become a part of it, go ahead and join the damn team.