July 31st - TELL 'EM WHY YOU MAD

I'm mad because there are countless pictures of Kid Cudi on the internet smoking and chewing on blunts. [[Yes, chewing - I just saw one]] That's absurd, Scott, and I don't wanna deal with your new shitty music anymore. I love you boo, but really, take a deep breath of fresh air and figure out what you want to do in life.

I'm mad because Goodmusicallday.com (GMAD, to the pros) has turned to the dogs. Or as the rappers/artists on the site would say, "daawwwwgs". Any site deeming themselves as having "good music" should NEVER feature an acapella version of Kanye West "rapping" (AKA shitting out little words into a mic) at the FACEBOOK HQ. I'm sorry, "Mr. West, Mr. Fresh", but that's pathetic. You were doing so well with your new single Power that you forgot where your god damn head is at.

I'm mad because I've been listening to "Teach Me How To Dougie" 8 times a day for a week and I still have zero clue how to do this dance. When a frend of mine offered to each me, I immediately agreed. When that fateful day comes, I'll be sure to blog about it.

I'm NOT MAD AT ALL because Lauryn Hill has a beautiful new song called "Repercussions"!!!! I AM a little mad at her for not answering my letter, still, but it's okay. I'm sure she's busy.. But, come on honey, this is not a good way to break up with me.
Ain't that a bitch, the way the world spins around?
...Yeah Lauryn, sure is.. Damn, she's just as mad as I am!

I'm a little bit mad about missing the Jersey Shore finale at 10 PM this Thursday! Luckily there was an 11:00 showing and I was able to catch that after my little birthday ice cream get-together. I'm extremely furious that Angelina is back with the crew in Miami. BITCH, KNOW YOUR PLACE. You're placed there for the sole purpose of fucking shit up and really, lady, you're not even cute. At least Sammi is good-looking - and if you had half a brain you would have seen Mike's face when you plainly asked to room with him and would have gotten the hell out. But no, Tan-gelina has to ruin the family bond that our lovely guidos share.

I'm mad that it's SHARK WEEEEEEKKKK.

No I'm not, that's a huge lie.