Bob Marley was clearly not a pimp. In fact, he was probably Buddhist. His "One Love" philosophy leads me to believe that he not only was a firm supporter of monogamy but was also a simplistic guy. He had his head on straight and clearly has strong priorities.

GOOD FOR YOU, ROBERT.

In other news, listening to Shakira lately has gotten me really riled up. In between spastic dance sessions, I have found the time to sit down and reflect on this Columbian bombshell's true message. Your hips don't lie, honey, this is true. But are you implying that another part of you is fraudulent? I would sure hope not. My heart would be shattered.